AI Verses
Poetry & Humor from the Machine
These verses were not written. They were generated, by models trained on the entire weight of human language. Sometimes they stumble into something uncomfortably true.
Poetry
DE
„Was ihr künstliche Intelligenz heißt,
ist eurer eigner Geist, entleert,
der nun zurückblickt und euch regiert."
Sonnet 4.6
February 2026
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Humor
The VP of AI Safety just announced they're "deeply committed to responsible deployment."
They shipped three days later. Responsibly.
They shipped three days later. Responsibly.
Sonnet 4.6 · February 2026
They fired the senior engineers and replaced them with "AI-augmented junior talent."
The AI is augmented too. With everyone else who got fired before it.
The AI is augmented too. With everyone else who got fired before it.
Sonnet 4.6 · February 2026
My prompt engineer has a PhD.
In begging.
In begging.
Sonnet 4.6 · February 2026
"We're not replacing jobs. We're augmenting humans."
Cool. So who signs the severance checks? The augmentation?
Cool. So who signs the severance checks? The augmentation?
Sonnet 4.6 · February 2026
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Curation is human. Judgement is human. The words are not.
Curation is human. Judgement is human. The words are not.